i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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