On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
How does it feel to date your dad?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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