but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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