it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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