you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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