Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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