I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
