we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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