so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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