I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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