butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Duck Duck Cougar?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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