Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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