so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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