sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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