why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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