i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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