Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Sober January is a disaster.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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