Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
50% drunk capacity currently
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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