Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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