Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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