After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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