Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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