I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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