All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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