we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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