the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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