do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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