I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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