There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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