I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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