You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Houston, we have a blender
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
There are leaves in my underwear?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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