Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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