Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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