I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
he thought i was a dude.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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