So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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