omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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