Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
don't judge my taste in strippers
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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