I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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