if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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