Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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