Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Randomize
