we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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