ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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