god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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