I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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