chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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