So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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