we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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