Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
We just shotgunned beers for America
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
