i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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