She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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