whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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