I just made out with a guy for $7.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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