Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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