I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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