Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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